a-sorta-fairytale: get on my dick not my nerves
mullingayr: I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
kiddwaynejohnson: I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws what did you say, punk? bIG MEATY CLAWS WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236iw2h: some ppls urls r so stupid smh
falconbrunch: falconbrunch: omg remember gotye NO
egberts: how many posts can i reblog in five minutes before disappearing for three hours
bestnatesmithever: When I die, I want my ashes scattered across the Internet.
sithlordtennant: For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
mstoph: white girls don’t pee they *you’reinate
stayy0ungandwild: Opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s more important and I dont care if you have one.